Artist: Xzibit
Album: Full Circle
	Song: Scandalous B*tches
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She was a brown skin ebony honey that love hip-hop
	Cut off tank-top, she make your whole face drop
	Hotbox, like it or not, she don’t care what I got
	She got her own knot dealin’ in stocks
	And in the backwoods she plans to dust me off
	Suck me off, and then say I must be off
	Tryin’ to smoke with X, the Cali kush was makin’ her cough
	She must hate wearin’ her clothes, she keeps takin ‘em off
	At the Palms Hotel on a friday night
	Attack each other like animals ’til the sky turn bright
	Make it a – night to remember, she went tellin’ her sista
	Then her sista turned around and told the sh*t to Melissa
	Then Melissa got my number, started sendin’ me pictures
	in all type of different positions, man this b*tch on a mission
	Listen, a man is a man, gon’ handle his business
	I ain’t a bad guy, just dealin’ with scandalous b*tches
I remember when Xzibit used to push in a Caddy
	I met this chick from the Valley, she said she wanted me badly
	Now this is common in Cali because the homies is savy
	B*tches be givin’ money to ni*gaz and callin ‘em Daddy
	She in a brand-new Lexus, just moved from Texas
	She came to California to model and be that next b*tch
	Takin’ naked pictures tryin’ to gain more acceptance
	Maybe get some jobs, try to politic some connections
	I said appreciate for X to the Z
	My homie picked through my trash instead of talkin’ to me
	He fell in love with her ass, and while she casin’ his place
	Tryin’ to tell another ni*ga what he got up in his safe
	About the big hundred stacks and them bricks to match
	Forever watchin’ his back, therefore he never relax
	And when her ni*ga attack, he got a slug in his britches
	He ain’t a bad guy, just dealin’ with scandalous b*tches
I met this girl from the ‘Natti, I got along with her daddy
	I made it up in my mind this is the girl I’ma marry
	Now when you wanna get married the preparation is scary
	You want your weight to get carried, you want your skeletons buried
	She moved out to California next to me in a hurry
	Her reputation was dirty, but yo that didn’t disturb me
	I want to stop the insanity, try to have me a family
	Started checkin’ my phone and brought her back to reality
	Left her ring on the dresser, adios motherf**ker
	I’m travelin’ home from the road, I hear she f**kin’ with Usher
	Now Usher don’t even know me but I got love for the homie
	Even though everybody around me be thinkin’ he corny
	She denied everything, said the rumors was phony
	On the phone cryin’, she love me, said she wanted to hold me
	(“Yo he ain’t sh*t to me Alvin, I was just into his album
	That was some bullsh*t, I’m sorry, I’m better without him”)
	So I’m off to Miami, got invited to party
	by Mr. Raymond himself, yo I ain’t hatin’ nobody
	Now when we walk in the party, yep, guess who I see
	Lyin’ b*tch said she was callin’ from N.Y.C.
	He started wipin’ the sweat off of her face and her chest
	And then she gave him a peck, and then she looked to the left
	And when she seen it was X, she started cryin’ and trippin’
	And dude was lookin’ confused, the scene it couldn’t be written
	Now he just pluckin’ his chickens, I ain’t gon’ sock him or diss him
	I’m from the West Coast, where ni*gaz don’t be fightin’ for b*tches
	A little over-dramatic, in Rome I called him a faggot
	in front of millions of people, funny but shouldn’t have done that
	I was makin’ a joke, I didn’t mean to offend
	Like when I introduced Destiny’s Child as Boyz II Men
	Listen, a man is a man, gon’ handle his business
	I ain’t a bad guy, just dealin’ with scandalous b*tches
(Donnell Rawlings Show voice)
	“X, you ever get tired of um, motherf**kers talkin’ to you about Pimp My Ride?”

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